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 Starring: Rahul Bose, Mallika Sherawat, 
                          Ranveer Shorey
 
 Direction: Saket Chaudhary
 
 Rating: ** ½
 
 Once in while, a film makes you smile. Not because 
                          of what it strives to be. But for it sheer sassiness 
                          and temerity.
 
 
  Going 
                          into the new-age movie mantra of urban relationships, 
                          Pyaar Ke Side Effects (PKSE) comes up with a winsome 
                          twosome who love some, lose some….and emerge out 
                          of the battle of the sexes healed and….quite wholesome! 
 Sid, that's Rahul Bose meets Trisha, a.k.a Mallika 
                          The Sherawat, in extremely trying circumstances. She's 
                          trying to escape an undesirable marriage (to stuffed 
                          –shirt Jas Arora). He's trying….just trying. 
                          Being a deejay at 30 is like being a teenager at 40. 
                          Or being Mallika Sherawat and attractive and sexy without 
                          taking your clothes off.
 
 A bit bewildering but constantly engaging in its blizzard 
                          of bacchanalia (hats off to dialogue writer Victor Acharya 
                          for words that ring true and still sound like catch 
                          lines on the bumper sticker of sports car) PKSE is possibly 
                          that one romantic comedy in Hindi which could equal 
                          Hollywood's Harry-meets-Sally formula portraying the 
                          man-sharp-woman-sharper gender skirmish.
 
 Debutant director Saket Chaudhary sees the battles 
                          of the sexes entirely from the male viewpoint. Whether 
                          it's Sid with Trisha, or Sid's brother-in-law (Aamir 
                          Bashir) struggling to keep his moody wife from swooping 
                          down on him at the smallest pretext…this slick 
                          flick knows the grope -trick of keeping relationships 
                          afloat in today's times of stress and competitiveness.
 
 Some of the sequences, designed to elicit laughter, 
                          get there bang-on. It's been a while since a romantic 
                          liaison got you giggling, amd not just because the repartees 
                          are so sassy but because the love pair in so endearing 
                          in their state of despair.
 
 Check out the fluster and bluster of Sid's first love-making 
                          sequence when she leaves him in a state of cute coitus 
                          interruptus…or that hilarious narration by Sid's 
                          brother-in-law where the poor guy tells Sid about his 
                          spousal fight the night before.
 
 Like Sujoy Ghosh's Jhankar Beats (a film to which PKSE 
                          bears a moody resemblance) the narrative weaves in and 
                          out of suburban mores without getting judgemental about 
                          the people who move in and out of relationships, knowing 
                          shit on why they got into it or out of it.
 
 Sid's encounter with his fiancee's tyrannical father 
                          (Sharat Saxena) may outwardly remind you of Meet The 
                          Parents. But seen within the larger picture Saket Choudhary 
                          has scripted an urban legend that is slave to no ready 
                          reference point.
 
 
  The 
                          narrative is manoeuvred by a vivacious impulse, navigating 
                          the destiny of the central couple's affir through a 
                          series of funny and intelligent encounters. 
 Finally the effectuality of the romantic comedy depends 
                          on the chemistry between the lead pair. The tried-and-tested 
                          Rahul Bose re-invents his considerable comic talents 
                          to play a man more cornered than conned by love. Sid 
                          would rather watch a cricket match than discuss love 
                          with his girlfriend. But shhhhh!
 
 Rahul Bose is delectably in tune with his character's 
                          befuddlement, often capturing the game-show spirit of 
                          the man-woman battle with an intuitive insouciance.
 
 Mallika is a delightful surprise. Fully clothed (thank 
                          GOD!) she's a temptress and a virgin, a tease and an 
                          ingénue all at once. Where was this side of the 
                          voluptuous actress hidden so far?
 
 The supporting cast specially Ranveer Shorey as the 
                          underwear-challenged slob adds considerably to the fluid 
                          charm of the central romance.
 
 Manoj Soni's camera lets the lovers be on Omang Kumar's 
                          ritzy but credible sets. Editor Hemal Kothari cuts into 
                          the guffaws with a tongue-in-cheek flourish.
 
 Specially diverting and effective is Rahul's constant 
                          talking into the camera, a Brechtian device recently 
                          used by Akshaye Khanna in AapKki Khatir. Has Bollywood 
                          discovered Brecht as its butter?
 
 Or are we reading too much into the psycho-babble of 
                          a man who needs to share his fears about the fair sex 
                          with us?
 
 Naksha:
 
 
 
  The 
                          general impression about NAKSHA is, it's a rip-off of 
                          an Indiana Jones film. The Harrison Ford trilogy, which 
                          entertained millions of moviegoers worldwide in 1980s, 
                          is said to be the original source for Sachin Bajaj's 
                          directorial debut. 
 That could be true!
 
 NAKSHA belongs to the Indiana Jones variety, but Bajaj 
                          combines Indian mythology with adventure and comes up 
                          with a new recipe altogether. And the outcome is as 
                          invigorating and revitalizing as a cup of hot coffee.
 
 Frankly, a film like NAKSHA transports you to your 
                          adolescent years, when browsing the adventure novels 
                          and comics was your favorite pastime. It's the form 
                          of cinema that we'd forgotten in the hurly-burly world 
                          of meaningless entertainers. Dream merchants are either 
                          busy wooing the NRIs or multiplex junta. What happens 
                          to the masses then, who yearn for a desi film with loads 
                          of entertainment?
 
 Adventure movies have been attempted in Bollywood earlier 
                          and NAKSHA is not the first of its kind in India. But 
                          NAKSHA comes at a time when adventure movies are as 
                          good as extinct in Bollywood. And that is its USP. The 
                          voyage in dense forests, high mountains and deep ravines 
                          as also the death-defying stunts compel you to pinch 
                          yourself, are you really watching a Hindi film?......more
 
 
 Lage Raho Munna Bhai:
 
 
  Hats 
                          off to Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Rajkumar Hirani for making 
                          a film that is more than just a rip-roaring comedy. 
                          Lage Raho Munnabhai makes you laugh, makes you cry and, 
                          parallel to all the entertainment, it gives a message 
                          that sticks in the mind. To say it in Munnabhai’s 
                          lingo – it creates “chemical locha” 
                          in the brain. 
 It is next to impossible not to like Munnabhai and 
                          his sidekick Circuit in their second innings. Almost 
                          three years after the loveable duo cured the incurable 
                          in Munnabhai MBBS , the street-savvy taporis find themselves 
                          face to face with Mahatma Gandhi’s ideology in 
                          ‘Lage Raho Munnabhai’.
 
 As Munna – the goon for whom breaking bones and 
                          abducting people is the way of life – comes face 
                          to face with Bapu, he discovers that it takes more courage 
                          to turn the other cheek than to hit back.
 
 Munna discovers that nothing works like compassion and 
                          non-violence. Following Mahatma Gandhi’s way, 
                          Munna not only triumphs over his enemies, but he also 
                          wins the love of the woman he so very longs for......more
 
 
 Don:
 
 
  A 
                          huge Indian contingent embarks on a dangerous cat-and-mouse 
                          trail of capturing DON (Shah Rukh Khan) - the ruthless 
                          drug mafia in Malaysia. 
 When DON gets seriously injured in a police encounter, 
                          the word that he is dead begins to do the rounds. The 
                          reality, of course, is that DON is held captive in a 
                          secret location, while his bumpkin of a look-alike, 
                          Vijay, is polished and sent to take down DON's gang.
 
 In a bizarre twist of fate, when the man shielding 
                          the humble and streetwise Vijay, is killed, the latter 
                          comes to terms with the horrifying realization that 
                          both the police and the gang are out to nab him for 
                          different reasons.
 
 In a desperate attempt to prove his innocence, he is 
                          aided by the glamorously staggering Roma (Priyanka Chopra), 
                          and handsomely striking, Jasjit (Arjun Rampal), who 
                          owes Vijay a favor for care-taking his son during his 
                          imprisonment. But will Vijay be successful in his mission?
 
 Based on the successful erstwhile classic of the same 
                          name, which featured the legendary Amitabh Bachchan, 
                          the contemporary and stylishly crafted DON, features 
                          Bollywood czar Shah Rukh Khan playing a double role 
                          in one of the most defining performances of his career, 
                          teamed for the first time with former Miss World, Priyanka 
                          Chopra.
 
 The biggest and most keenly awaited motion picture 
                          of 2006, DON is a high-octane, tension-filled, twisty 
                          roller coaster of a ride, with just the right dose of 
                          glamour, action, suspense and romance.......more
 
 
 Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna:
 
 
 
  When the most awaited movie of the year, with a star 
                          cast as stellar as it gets, hit the theatres, expectations 
                          are naturally high. Karan Johar’s Kabhi Alvida 
                          Naa Kehna partly lives up to the expectations. But watching 
                          the 3-plus hour movie, filled with emotional, tear-jerking 
                          moments from the first reel to its conclusion, is a 
                          tad tiresome. 
 KANK is a departure from Karan’s previous works 
                          (Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham ) in the 
                          sense that the film deals with a theme that is relatively 
                          bold in Indian context. The movie simply says that it 
                          is better to walk away from a marriage if it is not 
                          working.
 
 However,
 
 KANK is akin to Karan’s previous works in its 
                          lavishness and grandeur – the slow-motion panoramic 
                          shots, the very Johar-esque treatment of the songs in 
                          which almost all the star cast indulge in celebratory 
                          song n’ dance, and, above all, the centrality 
                          of the movie’s story being the complexities of 
                          relationships. So in a way, with KANK, Karan has only 
                          turned more dramatic than his former self. But in his 
                          zeal to tell an emotionally moving story, Karan goes 
                          overboard at places.......more
 
 
 OMKARA:
 
 
  Seen 
                          purely as an adaptation of the English bard’s 
                          ‘Othello’, ‘Omkara’ is a work 
                          of cinematic brilliance, translating and transforming 
                          with conviction the characters of Shakespeare’s 
                          book into the Indian milieu. But those who haven’t 
                          read and don’t know about ‘Othello’ 
                          would find ‘Omkara’ an average film about 
                          a man who, poisoned with jealousy, kills his own lover 
                          and, later, himself. 
 The dark-skinned Moor of Venice (Othello) of Shakespeare’s 
                          tragedy becomes the half Brahmin, dark-complexioned 
                          chief (Omkara) of the outlaws in Uttar Pradesh in the 
                          film. The envious, conniving and cunning Iago becomes 
                          the limping, tobacco-chewing, cursing, Langda Tyagi. 
                          The handsome, charming and self-pitying Cassio becomes 
                          Kesu Firangi. The beautiful and madly-in-love Desdemona 
                          becomes the fair-skinned Dolly Mishra. The jealous, 
                          revengeful Roderigo becomes Rajan. The seductive Bianca 
                          becomes Billo.
 
 In ‘Omkara’, Vishal Bhardwaj takes a few 
                          liberties and changes a few situations slightly from 
                          ‘Othello’. But he does not alter the gist 
                          of the story............more
 
 
 YUN HOTA TOH KYA HOTA:
 
 
 
  When an actor of the calibre of Naseeruddin Shah decides 
                          to perch on the director's chair, you track the directorial 
                          debut with interest. It's an instant reaction since 
                          Naseer is one of the finest actors in the country who 
                          has been associated with qualitative projects since 
                          the past three decades. 
 In his very first outing, Naseer decides to narrate 
                          four parallel stories in those 2.05 hours. Of course, 
                          several storytellers have made an effort to narrate 
                          multiple stories in one film, notable among them being 
                          Mani Ratnam [YUVA], RGV [DARNA MANA HAI, DARNA ZAROORI 
                          HAI], Khalid Mohamed [SILSIILAY] and Samar Khan [KUCHH 
                          MEETHA HO JAYE].........more
 
 
 GOLMAAL:
 
 Rohit Shetty’s movie ‘Golmaal’ lives 
                          up to its punchline – Fun Unlimited.
 
 
  Despite 
                          the absence of a concrete plot, the movie entertains 
                          because the gags and pranks keep flowing in quick succession. 
                          There is hardly any sequence in the film that doesn’t 
                          evoke a chuckle, if not make you laugh. And the credit 
                          for this partly goes to Neeraj Vora , the writer. Once 
                          again, Vora spins a yarn replete with funny oneliners, 
                          silly situations, outlandish characters and hare-brained 
                          villains. 
 At the centre of the movie’s story are four friends 
                          – Gopal (Ajay Devgan), Madhav (Arshad Warsi), 
                          Laxman (Sharman Joshi) and Lucky (Tusshar Kapoor). Gopal 
                          is the brave, big bully of the four. Madhav is the idler. 
                          Laxman is the timid one, while Lucky is the bumbling 
                          mute.......more
 
 
 
 Corporate
 
 
 
  Madhur 
                          Bhandarkar continues to walk on a tight-rope, balancing 
                          masala [AAN, TRISHAKTI] and thought-provoking films 
                          [CHANDNI BAR, SATTA, PAGE 3] consistently. Ironically, 
                          the noteworthy films in his repertoire have been those 
                          that dared to tackle an issue that hadn’t been 
                          explored on Hindi screens before: CHANDNI BAR and PAGE 
                          3. 
 Madhur now peeps into the glitzy world of corporate 
                          identities in his new outing CORPORATE. Like CHANDNI 
                          BAR and PAGE 3, CORPORATE works for one solid reason: 
                          It brings to light the nitty-gritty of a world that 
                          most commoners never knew of. Battles fought in ostentatious 
                          and swanky offices aren’t known to the majority 
                          and it is this aspect that can be rightly termed as 
                          one of the USPs of the enterprise...........more
 
 
 
 Krissh
 
 Is it a bird, it is a plane? No it's Hrithik 
                          Roshan!!!
 
 It's not enough to say that Hrithik is one of the best 
                          actors of the country.
 
 
  Extroardinary 
                          is the word for the measured manner in which he glides 
                          through the air to the beat of Rajesh Roshan's rather-vapid 
                          songs…or cuts through the breeze to the stunning 
                          special effects created with a verve so- far unknown 
                          to Indian cinema. Krissh takes us into the world of masked 
                          fantasy where the stakes are incredibly high…as 
                          high as the F-X-generated leaps that the super-hero 
                          takes as he tries to save the world from the clutches 
                          of a megalomaniacal villain with a glint in his eyes 
                          that can only belong to Naseeruddin Shah............more
                        
 
 
 PHIR HERA PHERI
 
 
  Comedy is the flavor of the season. And sequels are 
                          rare in India. So if a dream merchant decides to make 
                          a sequel to an immensely popular laughathon, you fasten 
                          your seat belts and wait with bated breath for reels 
                          to unfold on the screen. 
 PHIR HERA PHERI is the sequel to HERA PHERI involving 
                          the famous trio -- Raju [Akshay Kumar], Shyam [Suneil 
                          Shetty] and Baburao [Paresh Rawal]. Only thing, the 
                          film has not been directed by Priyadarshan [who directed 
                          HERA PHERI], but Neeraj Vora, who has penned a number 
                          of Priyadarshan movies............more
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 FANAA
 
 
  The 
                          industry has been thirsting for a good film that works 
                          at the box-office as well. With a majority of Hindi 
                          films sinking faster than Titanic, all hopes are pinned 
                          on the first big release this summer: FANAA. Quite naturally, 
                          the expectations are humungous and there're two vital 
                          reasons for it: Yash Raj and the principal star cast. 
 A Yash Raj film is special. The illustrious banner has 
                          cemented its position as the Numero Uno production house 
                          by churning out memorable films and successfully transporting 
                          us to a world of make-believe in those three hours, 
                          over the years. ...............more
 
 
 
 '36 China Town' - Lacks the punch
 
 
  Abbas 
                          Mustan have always been the kings of suspense thrillers, 
                          and have given the audiences films like Soldier, Ajnabee, 
                          Humraaz, Tarzaan and Aitraaz, all of which have been 
                          exciting and have done well commercially. 36 China Town 
                          too is no exception, as it falls into the genre of a 
                          murder mystery. The film is set in Goa, where 36 China 
                          Town is the address of one of the characters. It is clear now why Subhash Ghai wanted to keep the 
                          climax of ‘36 China Town’ a secret before 
                          the movie’s release. The suspense is such a downer 
                          that it would have earned bad publicity for the movie..............more
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Darna Zaroori Hai
 
  
                           Ram 
                            Gopal Varma is back with Darna Zaroori Hai. DZH is 
                            suppose to be a sequel to Darna Mana Hai.
 If Darna Mana Hai was big, the 
                            supposed sequel Darna Zaroori Hai is colossal. Bigger 
                            stars and multiple directors! Here again the movie 
                            has six separate episodes that end up to a common 
                            climax. Interestingly each of the six episodes is 
                            directed by a different director. So each story should 
                            expectedly be divergently different from the other 
                            in terms of the theme and treatment of the individual 
                            directors. Darna Zaroori Hai is the first Hindi film 
                            to be directed by six directors. ..................more
 
 
  
                            Gangster
 
  The 
                            question everyone's asking, first: Is Gangster based 
                            on Abu Salem's life? Yes and no. Yes, because he is 
                            a gangster and she is a one-time club dancer (a minor 
                            variation there: Monica Bedi was a one-time starlet). 
                            No, because fiction - in this case at least - is stranger 
                            than the facts you've seen on the news channels. Gangster, the latest from the Bhatt stable, is definitely 
                            one of the better Bollywood flicks this year. Don't 
                            go by the title, it's not a mafia movie. Although 
                            there is a dose of blood in the script, director Anurag 
                            Basu by and large takes the traditional love triangle 
                            route. ..................more
 
 
 
 
  'Pyare 
                          Mohan' - Mundane 
 
  Pyare 
                          Mohan lacks heart, soul and everything besides having 
                          such a talented director of MASTI and Fardeen Khan who 
                          did a good job in NO ENTRY and ofcourse Boman irani 
                          who is always dependable 
 Barring a few sequences, the humour in ‘Pyare 
                          Mohan’ is pretty mundane.
 Given the movie’s basic story idea, ‘Pyare 
                          Mohan’ could have been an interesting flick. Two 
                          friends – one blind and the other deaf – 
                          go about their lives with fun and masti without letting 
                          their handicap become a weakness. ...............more
 
 
 
 
 'Humko 
                          Deewana Kar Gaye' Mushy 
                        
 
  Akshay 
                          Kumar's films are becoming classier by the month. There's 
                          a certain restrain in his presence here. The way he 
                          conveys the pain and hurt of an impossible love, is 
                          quite surprising for an actor who until recently was 
                          counted among the wooden. Director Raj Kanwar's recent efforts to polish up his 
                          act have yielded tepid results. Dhai Akshar Prem Ke 
                          and the boxoffice hit Andaz were louder than the lyrical 
                          aspirations of their creator.
 Filmmaker Raj Kanwar’s previous movies have bore 
                          an indubitable stamp of melodrama and romantic mush. 
                          HDKG is no exception. ................more
 
 
 Saawan 
                        
                          "You'll 
                          die this Friday." No, that isn't a trade pundit 
                          predicting doomsday for this hopelessly loopy and washed-out 
                          take on the vagaries of life. That's just the 'desi' 
                          Nostradamus, played by Salman Khan, predicting sure-death 
                          for the film's pert heroine (Saloni Aswani). The film's feverish take on the matters of fate is so 
                          hopelessly out of sync with the times, you feel sorry 
                          for the perpetrators of this celluloid atrocity.
 Poor Salman. He's given the thankless task of shouldering 
                          this creative carcass. ............more
 
 
 
 Shaadi 
                          Se Pehle
 
 
  The 
                          title SHAADI SE PEHLE gave an impression of it being 
                          a sex comedy and Mallika's presence just strengthened 
                          the belief. But the motion got wiped off immediately 
                          after the movie starts rollin'. This ain't no sex comedy, 
                          this is an ex-comedy! Well, read the story first. Ashish Khanna (Akshaye Khanna) 
                          and Rani (Ayesha Takia) are very much in love. Ashish 
                          suffers from hypertension and one day he misunderstands 
                          it for cancer after overhearing his doctor's (Boman 
                          Irani) conversation on the phone. Ashish is devastated 
                          and then embarks to turn nasty so that Rani starts hating 
                          him and does not have to face the suffering of his death. 
                          ....................more
 
 
 
 Banaras
  Starring: Urmila, 
                          Naseeruddin Shah, Dimple Kapadia, Raj Babbar, Ashmit 
                          Patel.Director: Pankuj Parashar
 
 
  Ashmit 
                          Patel has a problem. It's not that he can't act. Director 
                          Pankuj Parashar has taken care of that issue admirably, 
                          skirting his skills and asking him to smile vacantly 
                          at everyone. This is what Bollywood, bred on a diet 
                          of melodramatic histrionics, calls 'subtle.' No, his problem is peculiar. A shy, silent orphan named 
                          Soham, he's a bit overwhelmed by the unashamedly frank 
                          proposal come his way from the overenthused Shwetambari 
                          (Urmila). The randy little rich girl is thrilled about 
                          Soham's music classes, and singing is clearly not foremost 
                          in her thoughts. But, Soham asks himself, is this right?...................more
 
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