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 Director: Karan Johar
 
 Rating: ****
 
 Star Cast: Shah Rukh Khan, Rani Mukherjee, 
                          Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan, Preity Zinta
 
 
 
  When the most awaited movie of the year, with a star 
                          cast as stellar as it gets, hit the theatres, expectations 
                          are naturally high. Karan Johar’s Kabhi Alvida 
                          Naa Kehna partly lives up to the expectations. But watching 
                          the 3-plus hour movie, filled with emotional, tear-jerking 
                          moments from the first reel to its conclusion, is a 
                          tad tiresome. 
 KANK is a departure from Karan’s previous works 
                          (Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham ) in the 
                          sense that the film deals with a theme that is relatively 
                          bold in Indian context. The movie simply says that it 
                          is better to walk away from a marriage if it is not 
                          working.
 
 However,
 
 KANK is akin to Karan’s previous works in its 
                          lavishness and grandeur – the slow-motion panoramic 
                          shots, the very Johar-esque treatment of the songs in 
                          which almost all the star cast indulge in celebratory 
                          song n’ dance, and, above all, the centrality 
                          of the movie’s story being the complexities of 
                          relationships. So in a way, with KANK, Karan has only 
                          turned more dramatic than his former self. But in his 
                          zeal to tell an emotionally moving story, Karan goes 
                          overboard at places.
 
 Having said this, KANK still makes for a thoughtful, 
                          delectable, digestible entertainer primarily because 
                          of some well-conceptualized sequences, some good humour 
                          (courtesy Amitabh Bachchan in a superlative performance) 
                          and the chemistry between Shah Rukh Khan and Rani Mukherjee.
 
 It is the visually stunning cityscape of New York against 
                          which the story of the two troubled marriages unfold.
 
 The sign of the things to come is flashed in the very 
                          opening reels of the movie with Maya (Rani Mukherjee) 
                          sitting in a park just moments before her marriage to 
                          Rishi (Abhishek Bachchan). She is filled with doubt 
                          if she should tie the knot or not. It is then a stranger, 
                          Dev (Shah Rukh Khan), appears and gives her the advice 
                          on marriages while betraying expressions of doubt regarding 
                          his own marriage with Rhea (Preity Zinta).
 
 In an interesting parallel, as Maya gets married, Dev 
                          meets a tragedy that changes the course of his life.
 
 The clock moves years in the future.
 
 
  Dev 
                          is now a limping, disgruntled cynic with a loose temperament. 
                          His wife Rhea, now the major provider of the household, 
                          is too busy in her work to care about little things 
                          that can become important enough to make or break a 
                          family. Dev is the caretaker of his son. 
 On the other hand, Maya’s marriage with Rishi 
                          isn’t really working either. She can’t bear 
                          a child. Nor can she feel any romantic passion towards 
                          Rishi who is very much in love with her.
 
 A slightly ludicrous situation marks the re-meeting 
                          of Dev and Maya at a train station. Dev’s outright 
                          abrasiveness and his caustic frankness initially offend 
                          Maya. But the more they meet the more they realize the 
                          similarity of the situation they are in their respective 
                          marriages.
 
 Adjacent to this is the hilarious track of Rishi’s 
                          father, Sam (Amitabh Bachchan), a self-admitted philanderer 
                          who likes flirting around and sleeping with young foreign 
                          blondes and brunettes. But there are moments when the 
                          Samarjit behind the Sam comes forth and shows the shades 
                          of a sensible, emotional, wise man. He becomes particularly 
                          fond of Dev’s mother (Kiron Kher) whom he fondly 
                          calls ‘Chandigarh’ because of her waistline.
 
 As Dev and Maya draw closer to each other, Rhea and 
                          Rishi too change themselves to make their marriages 
                          work, without knowing about the extra-marital affair 
                          of their spouses. But the two marriages break up after 
                          Dev and Maya’s relationship is open.
 
 What happens next should be seen than written about.
 
 KANK has its share of high points and downers. There 
                          are certain sequences in the film that have been well 
                          conceptualized – like the dinner when Shah Rukh 
                          jokes that he is in love with Rani, but Amitabh senses 
                          that there is more to SRK’s joke than just jest, 
                          or another sequence when SRK is holding a bouquet for 
                          Rani and it is Preity who bumps into him on the road, 
                          or Amitabh giving Rani the advice to leave Abhishek. 
                          To some extent, Johar has managed to convey the intricacies, 
                          the complexities, the dilemmas of two separately married 
                          people in love with each other.
 
 But, on the flip side, Karan overblows some emotional 
                          scenes out of proportion. The second half of the film 
                          has SRK and Rani in tears in almost all scenes. The 
                          talk of love, commitment (or the lack of it), relationships, 
                          gets stodgy after a while. And as the movie moves into 
                          the third hour of its running time, you feel sated of 
                          the mushy sentimentality.
 
 
  Although 
                          the chemistry between SRK and Rani is the mainstay of 
                          the film, SRK’s performance, if seen in isolation, 
                          is reminiscent of his previous portrayals of similar 
                          pained-in-love characters. It is the same trembling 
                          of lips, the same high brow, the lump in the throat, 
                          the tear-filled eyes, the same histrionic packed in 
                          a new character. 
 Rani cautiously doesn’t repeat herself and gives 
                          a rather noticeable, even laudable performance. She 
                          does the best of the lines she has been given, enacts 
                          best the scenes and situations her characters goes through.
 
 Amitabh Bachchan is the most outstanding in the film. 
                          Although he has lesser footage, the Big B adds humour, 
                          fun, frivolity and also wisdom to the film with his 
                          portrayal of an aged philanderer young at heart.
 
 Abhishek Bachchan’s character is the most credibly 
                          written of all. And the junior Bachchan does show moments 
                          of brilliance. Preity Zinta has more of a cardboard 
                          role of a modern, career-oriented wife who prefers her 
                          independence to anything. Kiron Kher plays her part 
                          well enough.
 
 To cut to the chase, KANK is not a path-breaking film. 
                          It has a stellar cast, good music, good background score 
                          and some good performances. But the biggest flaw is 
                          the overblown sentimentality, the emotional outpouring 
                          which repeatedly fills the movie’s ever-stretching, 
                          never-ending 3.5-hour story that lives up to the film’s 
                          title.
 
 Worth a watch
 
 
 Omkara
 
 In spite of its rural setting, Vishal Bhardwaj’s 
                          movie ‘Omkara’ is very 
                          Shakespearean to its core.
 
 
  Seen 
                          purely as an adaptation of the English bard’s 
                          ‘Othello’, ‘Omkara’ is a work 
                          of cinematic brilliance, translating and transforming 
                          with conviction the characters of Shakespeare’s 
                          book into the Indian milieu. But those who haven’t 
                          read and don’t know about ‘Othello’ 
                          would find ‘Omkara’ an average film about 
                          a man who, poisoned with jealousy, kills his own lover 
                          and, later, himself. 
 The dark-skinned Moor of Venice (Othello) of Shakespeare’s 
                          tragedy becomes the half Brahmin, dark-complexioned 
                          chief (Omkara) of the outlaws in Uttar Pradesh in the 
                          film. The envious, conniving and cunning Iago becomes 
                          the limping, tobacco-chewing, cursing, Langda Tyagi. 
                          The handsome, charming and self-pitying Cassio becomes 
                          Kesu Firangi. The beautiful and madly-in-love Desdemona 
                          becomes the fair-skinned Dolly Mishra. The jealous, 
                          revengeful Roderigo becomes Rajan. The seductive Bianca 
                          becomes Billo.
 
 In ‘Omkara’, Vishal Bhardwaj takes a few 
                          liberties and changes a few situations slightly from 
                          ‘Othello’. But he does not alter the gist 
                          of the story........more
 
 
 YUN HOTA TOH KYA HOTA:
 
 
 
  When an actor of the calibre of Naseeruddin Shah decides 
                          to perch on the director's chair, you track the directorial 
                          debut with interest. It's an instant reaction since 
                          Naseer is one of the finest actors in the country who 
                          has been associated with qualitative projects since 
                          the past three decades. 
 In his very first outing, Naseer decides to narrate 
                          four parallel stories in those 2.05 hours. Of course, 
                          several storytellers have made an effort to narrate 
                          multiple stories in one film, notable among them being 
                          Mani Ratnam [YUVA], RGV [DARNA MANA HAI, DARNA ZAROORI 
                          HAI], Khalid Mohamed [SILSIILAY] and Samar Khan [KUCHH 
                          MEETHA HO JAYE].........more
 
 
 GOLMAAL:
 
 Rohit Shetty’s movie ‘Golmaal’ lives 
                          up to its punchline – Fun Unlimited.
 
 
  Despite 
                          the absence of a concrete plot, the movie entertains 
                          because the gags and pranks keep flowing in quick succession. 
                          There is hardly any sequence in the film that doesn’t 
                          evoke a chuckle, if not make you laugh. And the credit 
                          for this partly goes to Neeraj Vora , the writer. Once 
                          again, Vora spins a yarn replete with funny oneliners, 
                          silly situations, outlandish characters and hare-brained 
                          villains. 
 At the centre of the movie’s story are four friends 
                          – Gopal (Ajay Devgan), Madhav (Arshad Warsi), 
                          Laxman (Sharman Joshi) and Lucky (Tusshar Kapoor). Gopal 
                          is the brave, big bully of the four. Madhav is the idler. 
                          Laxman is the timid one, while Lucky is the bumbling 
                          mute.......more
 
 
 
 Corporate
 
 
 
  Madhur 
                          Bhandarkar continues to walk on a tight-rope, balancing 
                          masala [AAN, TRISHAKTI] and thought-provoking films 
                          [CHANDNI BAR, SATTA, PAGE 3] consistently. Ironically, 
                          the noteworthy films in his repertoire have been those 
                          that dared to tackle an issue that hadn’t been 
                          explored on Hindi screens before: CHANDNI BAR and PAGE 
                          3. 
 Madhur now peeps into the glitzy world of corporate 
                          identities in his new outing CORPORATE. Like CHANDNI 
                          BAR and PAGE 3, CORPORATE works for one solid reason: 
                          It brings to light the nitty-gritty of a world that 
                          most commoners never knew of. Battles fought in ostentatious 
                          and swanky offices aren’t known to the majority 
                          and it is this aspect that can be rightly termed as 
                          one of the USPs of the enterprise...........more
 
 
 
 Krissh
 
 Is it a bird, it is a plane? No it's Hrithik 
                          Roshan!!!
 
 It's not enough to say that Hrithik is one of the best 
                          actors of the country.
 
 
  Extroardinary 
                          is the word for the measured manner in which he glides 
                          through the air to the beat of Rajesh Roshan's rather-vapid 
                          songs…or cuts through the breeze to the stunning 
                          special effects created with a verve so- far unknown 
                          to Indian cinema. Krissh takes us into the world of masked 
                          fantasy where the stakes are incredibly high…as 
                          high as the F-X-generated leaps that the super-hero 
                          takes as he tries to save the world from the clutches 
                          of a megalomaniacal villain with a glint in his eyes 
                          that can only belong to Naseeruddin Shah............more
                        
 
 
 PHIR HERA PHERI
 
 
  Comedy is the flavor of the season. And sequels are 
                          rare in India. So if a dream merchant decides to make 
                          a sequel to an immensely popular laughathon, you fasten 
                          your seat belts and wait with bated breath for reels 
                          to unfold on the screen. 
 PHIR HERA PHERI is the sequel to HERA PHERI involving 
                          the famous trio -- Raju [Akshay Kumar], Shyam [Suneil 
                          Shetty] and Baburao [Paresh Rawal]. Only thing, the 
                          film has not been directed by Priyadarshan [who directed 
                          HERA PHERI], but Neeraj Vora, who has penned a number 
                          of Priyadarshan movies............more
 
 
 
 
 FANAA
 
 
  The 
                          industry has been thirsting for a good film that works 
                          at the box-office as well. With a majority of Hindi 
                          films sinking faster than Titanic, all hopes are pinned 
                          on the first big release this summer: FANAA. Quite naturally, 
                          the expectations are humungous and there're two vital 
                          reasons for it: Yash Raj and the principal star cast. 
 A Yash Raj film is special. The illustrious banner has 
                          cemented its position as the Numero Uno production house 
                          by churning out memorable films and successfully transporting 
                          us to a world of make-believe in those three hours, 
                          over the years. ...............more
 
 
 
 '36 China Town' - Lacks the punch
 
 
  Abbas 
                          Mustan have always been the kings of suspense thrillers, 
                          and have given the audiences films like Soldier, Ajnabee, 
                          Humraaz, Tarzaan and Aitraaz, all of which have been 
                          exciting and have done well commercially. 36 China Town 
                          too is no exception, as it falls into the genre of a 
                          murder mystery. The film is set in Goa, where 36 China 
                          Town is the address of one of the characters. It is clear now why Subhash Ghai wanted to keep the 
                          climax of ‘36 China Town’ a secret before 
                          the movie’s release. The suspense is such a downer 
                          that it would have earned bad publicity for the movie..............more
 
 
 
 Darna Zaroori Hai
 
  
                           Ram 
                            Gopal Varma is back with Darna Zaroori Hai. DZH is 
                            suppose to be a sequel to Darna Mana Hai.
 If Darna Mana Hai was big, the 
                            supposed sequel Darna Zaroori Hai is colossal. Bigger 
                            stars and multiple directors! Here again the movie 
                            has six separate episodes that end up to a common 
                            climax. Interestingly each of the six episodes is 
                            directed by a different director. So each story should 
                            expectedly be divergently different from the other 
                            in terms of the theme and treatment of the individual 
                            directors. Darna Zaroori Hai is the first Hindi film 
                            to be directed by six directors. ..................more
 
 
  
                            Gangster
 
  The 
                            question everyone's asking, first: Is Gangster based 
                            on Abu Salem's life? Yes and no. Yes, because he is 
                            a gangster and she is a one-time club dancer (a minor 
                            variation there: Monica Bedi was a one-time starlet). 
                            No, because fiction - in this case at least - is stranger 
                            than the facts you've seen on the news channels. Gangster, the latest from the Bhatt stable, is definitely 
                            one of the better Bollywood flicks this year. Don't 
                            go by the title, it's not a mafia movie. Although 
                            there is a dose of blood in the script, director Anurag 
                            Basu by and large takes the traditional love triangle 
                            route. ..................more
 
 
 
 
  'Pyare 
                          Mohan' - Mundane 
 
  Pyare 
                          Mohan lacks heart, soul and everything besides having 
                          such a talented director of MASTI and Fardeen Khan who 
                          did a good job in NO ENTRY and ofcourse Boman irani 
                          who is always dependable 
 Barring a few sequences, the humour in ‘Pyare 
                          Mohan’ is pretty mundane.
 Given the movie’s basic story idea, ‘Pyare 
                          Mohan’ could have been an interesting flick. Two 
                          friends – one blind and the other deaf – 
                          go about their lives with fun and masti without letting 
                          their handicap become a weakness. ...............more
 
 
 
 
 'Humko 
                          Deewana Kar Gaye' Mushy 
                        
 
  Akshay 
                          Kumar's films are becoming classier by the month. There's 
                          a certain restrain in his presence here. The way he 
                          conveys the pain and hurt of an impossible love, is 
                          quite surprising for an actor who until recently was 
                          counted among the wooden. Director Raj Kanwar's recent efforts to polish up his 
                          act have yielded tepid results. Dhai Akshar Prem Ke 
                          and the boxoffice hit Andaz were louder than the lyrical 
                          aspirations of their creator.
 Filmmaker Raj Kanwar’s previous movies have bore 
                          an indubitable stamp of melodrama and romantic mush. 
                          HDKG is no exception. ................more
 
 
 Saawan 
                        
                          "You'll 
                          die this Friday." No, that isn't a trade pundit 
                          predicting doomsday for this hopelessly loopy and washed-out 
                          take on the vagaries of life. That's just the 'desi' 
                          Nostradamus, played by Salman Khan, predicting sure-death 
                          for the film's pert heroine (Saloni Aswani). The film's feverish take on the matters of fate is so 
                          hopelessly out of sync with the times, you feel sorry 
                          for the perpetrators of this celluloid atrocity.
 Poor Salman. He's given the thankless task of shouldering 
                          this creative carcass. ............more
 
 
 
 Shaadi 
                          Se Pehle
 
 
  The 
                          title SHAADI SE PEHLE gave an impression of it being 
                          a sex comedy and Mallika's presence just strengthened 
                          the belief. But the motion got wiped off immediately 
                          after the movie starts rollin'. This ain't no sex comedy, 
                          this is an ex-comedy! Well, read the story first. Ashish Khanna (Akshaye Khanna) 
                          and Rani (Ayesha Takia) are very much in love. Ashish 
                          suffers from hypertension and one day he misunderstands 
                          it for cancer after overhearing his doctor's (Boman 
                          Irani) conversation on the phone. Ashish is devastated 
                          and then embarks to turn nasty so that Rani starts hating 
                          him and does not have to face the suffering of his death. 
                          ....................more
 
 
 
 Banaras
  Starring: Urmila, 
                          Naseeruddin Shah, Dimple Kapadia, Raj Babbar, Ashmit 
                          Patel.Director: Pankuj Parashar
 
 
  Ashmit 
                          Patel has a problem. It's not that he can't act. Director 
                          Pankuj Parashar has taken care of that issue admirably, 
                          skirting his skills and asking him to smile vacantly 
                          at everyone. This is what Bollywood, bred on a diet 
                          of melodramatic histrionics, calls 'subtle.' No, his problem is peculiar. A shy, silent orphan named 
                          Soham, he's a bit overwhelmed by the unashamedly frank 
                          proposal come his way from the overenthused Shwetambari 
                          (Urmila). The randy little rich girl is thrilled about 
                          Soham's music classes, and singing is clearly not foremost 
                          in her thoughts. But, Soham asks himself, is this right?...................more
 
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